1. outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

    outrunmyself:

    ultrafacts:

    panichristie:

    erisdogwood:

    ultrafacts:

    chocolatesprinklesroyale:

    ultrafacts:

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    Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

    I read that in a sarcastic voice

    image

    stop

    why is this so funny?

    (via unofficialgambit)

    4 minutes ago  /  123,943 notes  /  Source: ultrafacts

  2. these-times-shall-pass:

more relatable posts here

    these-times-shall-pass:

    more relatable posts here

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  3. helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

    helloloveducks:

    babygirlimablur:

    This is it. This is how it started.

    It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

    (via yupthatblogsmine)

    5 minutes ago  /  188,774 notes  /  Source: babygirlimablur

  4. moltengolden:

    keylimepie:

    horse-ebook:

    donbroccoli:

    Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

    fuck

    Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

    Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

    (via hotboyproblems)

    6 minutes ago  /  594,656 notes  /  Source: pizzapoppunk

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  6. theconsultingrenegade:

    bestquius:

    bestquius:

    There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

    I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

    image

    (via gay-by-day-still-gay-by-night)

    6 minutes ago  /  321,487 notes  /  Source: meidosuji

  7. iguanamouth:

    new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

    (via weinerchesters)

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  9. maybewewillou:

Harry was featured on the NO H8 Campaign Facebook page with almost 30,000 likes. So awesome!

    maybewewillou:

    Harry was featured on the NO H8 Campaign Facebook page with almost 30,000 likes. So awesome!

    (via braverytattoos)

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  10. quotelounge:

More good vibes here

    quotelounge:

    More good vibes here

    (via blazing-to-neverland)

    7 minutes ago  /  1,900 notes  /  Source: kushandwizdom

  11. momlonde:

    righteouskungfu:

    dersely:

    momlonde:

    do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

    “probably”

    “We have to go back”

    image

    you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

    (via maybe-starlord)

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  13. do-i-smell-watermelon:

    timelady-of-221b:

    fred-baby:

    I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

    Can you imagine though?
    You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

    i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

    (via maybe-starlord)

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  15. rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

What…..

    rachealjones:

    kreiderchris:

    "yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

    What…..

    (via unofficialgambit)

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